The first nudity of the season goes to Naomi, who is rolling around in bed with Tara, I mean “Toni.” Tara gets a text from Lafayette that Sookie is back home. Tommy Merlot comes limping in a knee stabilizer along with Hoyt’s mother Maxine, who appears to be taking care of him now, though Sam’s paying for his physical therapy, the implication being that Sam shot him in the leg at the end of Season 3. Sam is mad at her for disappearing for a year and not telling him where she was. Naomi calls her “Toni” as they walk away.īack at Merlot’s, Terry and Arlene welcome back Sookie, as does Lafayette. They begin to kiss and drunk harasses them, and Tara just insults him rather than beating him, showing how much she has mellowed. Out behind the place where she fought, Tara meets up with her opponent, Naomi, who is also her girlfriend. Taxpayer, small businessman, vampire ( John P. I can only assume much of this research was done at the Stackhouse residence. “I have proof, scientific, that people are far dumber than they realize,” she says. Pam! In a pink suit! Recording a PSA at Fangtasia for the American Vampire League about how humans have nothing to fear from vampires, in a tone of flat sarcasm that makes it clear she would eat every human in a 50 mile radius if it meant she could stop what she considers to be an idiotic undertaking.Īs Eric walks into the bar, AVL leader Nan Flanagan says not to underestimate the idiocy of the American people. Good to see things are working out for those wacky kids. He starts eating a plate of shells and raw eggs she prepares for him, and they enjoy a nice laugh. She rightly points out that she isn’t his mother. He rightly points out that having his blood sucked isn’t exactly a day at the beach. She points out that human food is disgusting to her and that going to the grocery store is like going to the morgue. He comes home from work and complains that there’s no food. Hoyt and Jessica are engaged in less than domestic bliss. Tara is in the Octagon in New Orleans, delivering MMA beatdowns Back at Terry and Arlene’s, baby Mikey is pulling the heads off Barbie dolls, making Arlene concerned that he’s inherited Rene’s sociopathic tendencies.
Lafayette (now with a mohawk) and Jesus go to a coven meeting at the MoonGoddess Emporium, where head witch Marnie (Fiona Shaw) channels Eddie, the staked vampire played by Stephen Root, and I resist making another “Office Space” joke. Sookie tells Bill that while it’s been more than a year for him, it’s only been an hour since he broke her heart, he says he understands and leaves.Īndy and Jason talk in Andy’s patrol car, and Jason asks if he’s been using again – Andy’s become hooked on vampire blood.Īnd now it’s time for “Bon Temps: Where are they now?” Bill covers for Sookie when an overly belligerent Sheriff Andy arrives by saying she’s been on private “vampire business” and that he obviously didn’t kill her like everyone suspected. Sookie and Jason catch up, and once it’s dark, Bill and Eric stop by for a game of “I missed you more!” Eric wins by saying he never gave up on seeing her again, but listens to Bill’s order to leave. Jason shows up, wearing a police deputy’s uniform and overjoyed to see his sister, whom he informs has been missing 12 ½ months. Sookie heads home, only to find out her house has been sold. Wait, seriously, what was all that? There are like three dozen dangling plots and cliffhangers already on this show, do we really need to spend the first 10 minutes of this season dunked in the Fairy Civil War Battle of Exposition? There’s some fruit made of light which everyone but Sookie devours like zombies at a brain buffet, Queen Mab shows up and tries to make Sookie eat, Sookie blasts her with her new freakout ray powers, suddenly everyone turns all ugly and “The Hills Have Eyes,” some rebel fairies rescue Sookie and Grandaddy Lumbergh, who then jump off a cliff and wake up back in the Bon Temps cemetery, where Grandaddy Lumbergh dies because he ate the fairy fruit and then …
And so is Sookie’s granddaddy, Bill Lumbergh! Roll credits! Welcome back “I Want To Do Bad Things With You,” I missed you most of all.īack to fairyland. Fair point.īarry the bellboy is also there, with and his fairy godmother … Lloyd. Her FG defends herself by noting Sookie has a tendency to find trouble. ”Well if your job is to look after me, can I just say, you suck?” says Sookie, by way of saying what we’re all thinking. Sookie (Anna Paquin) has a fairy tale life in season 4 of ‘True Blood.’ (John P.
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